and these days tumblr is like twitter - that is, everybody is following about 500 people (more for ‘followbacks’ than actual curiosity re: their content) - so i doubt this will be read. anyway, my lovely audience (consisting of people i link this to later in a regrettable streak of vanity) i am eating the worst ham cheese and tomato sandwich ever. i should be studying for accounting, and all i want is a coffee but i know that at some point i have to kick this dependency and today seems like the best day to do it. today is, subsequently, horrible.

i hate everything:

i hate that i have to do uni work
i hate this sandwich
i hate that my main procrastination is facebook BECAUSE:
i hate everyone on my facebook
especially when it’s people’s birthdays and they leave dumb comments like “hip hip happy birthday! have a wonderful splendid beautiful day because your a wonderful splendid beautiful person!! go crazy wooo!!! xxx :) x” or even “ay man, happy bday, get loose yewww drinks on me ;)” or the worst ”happy bday mate”.

WHY DO YOU BOTHER??? “happy bday mate”????!!! YOUR CONVICTION TO YOUR WORDS IS OVERWHELMING!! FUCK!!! fuck everyone is fucking dumb.