October 2011
2 posts
made this today, dubstep remix of my lecturer
made this today, doesn’t have a name. if you...
September 2011
2 posts
WATCH →
gunface playing village
Do you want new music? →
This is a link to my band Gunface. We are less than a week old. Our debut EP, Greatest Hits (Volume 2), is coming out in 2 weeks.
August 2011
1 post
There is a deep irony that underpins the whole “connected generation” thing we’ve got going on with all this social internet stuff - you know the one, I don’t have to really say it: the closer we appear, the further we get. Simple observational stuff. The thing that really bites though is the blurry gap between content providers and content sharers - it’s this...
June 2011
5 posts
hideindisguise asked: A certain Alex said you were gross and to watch out for you. Do I dare believe him?
When someone asks you how you are, say “good”.
Do not say “Last night I accidentally got toothpaste in my eye and, although it stung, it broke up the monotony. For a brief moment I forgot about the crippling sadness and thought, how will I get this toothpaste out of my eye?”
1 tag
Get me off (this planet)
Weighed myself before and after and I now I know that I just took a 300g shit.
Anyway, I just can’t stop masturbating to this:
It’s a good life.
die or die trying
Softcore porn is about the only thing I find attractive right now. Lord knows I’m too depressed to even contemplate actual penetration - I fear I’d feel sorry for the girls or something stupid like that (sounding a little too Holden Caulfield for my liking right now) - but well photographed nipples are, without a doubt, my vice.
That sentence, the second of the two just read, contains...
April 2011
9 posts
don't worry, i'm more unmotivated than you
We’re all just shitty journalists; trying to uphold some sort of front to some sort of authority. Fuck, I don’t care about the big words- they’re delicious in literature, don’t get me wrong, but in the news? In essays? Get fucked.
Anyway, here’s my brother:
1 tag
DOUBLE UH OH (now with semicolons)
barely thought that through! there are so many misteaks in my first post today! FUCK FUCK FUCK! EVERYONE GONNA FIND OUT
i’m gonna go vomit
uh oh
DW
mentioned heroin twice in that last post. shock value decreases by like a million….
I COULD EDIT IT, OR I COULD DO THIIIIIIS!!!! HAVE A SIMPSON!
2 likes?
WHAT A RUSH?!!! amiright? Fuck me, that was some heroin shit right there. I almost feel like I should chuck up some content..
Yeah?
P.s: totes succumbed (succame?) to the caffeine dependency. got these head splitting headaches and work up with those awful sober hangovers you used to get when your dad gave you heroin coz the ritalin man wasn’t allowed near under 10 year olds anymore....
haven't left a blog in years
and these days tumblr is like twitter - that is, everybody is following about 500 people (more for ‘followbacks’ than actual curiosity re: their content) - so i doubt this will be read. anyway, my lovely audience (consisting of people i link this to later in a regrettable streak of vanity) i am eating the worst ham cheese and tomato sandwich ever. i should be studying for accounting,...
November 2010
3 posts
Y-T Raps; Draw ‘K’, Cab. (that’s...
October 2010
11 posts
ha! →
Te imati prevedeno ovaj korektno.
Advantages to online Croatian translators:
Casual conversations with Croatian friends call for not one, not two, but three ‘smiley-with-tongue-out’s.
Disadvantages to online Croatian translators:
Easy to trip up.
helium balloons
kind of experimental and i am...
deerhigh asked: you remind me of a young me
‘Fuck Everything’
wrote this today....
this will be turned into sheet music, given to 400...
September 2010
7 posts
this last one is so captivating
Pesticide and lithium My crops are crying and I am...
“the people look like flowers at last”
– charles bukowski
“i have the worst problem with superlatives..”
putting effort into a tumblr post
bit of an oakeshott
August 2010
9 posts
PUNKED
2 minutes of GOSPEL!!!
Something happened the...
“When I’m a grown man I only hope I don’t forget, exactly how I feel right now in this moment!”
-Soldier by Yves Klein Blue
last night was the best. thanks and love and stuff
“i’m a million different people from one day to the next”
– the verve
“I love people. Everybody. I love them, I think, as a stamp collector loves his...”
– Sylvia Plath
“nothing lasts but nothing is lost”